Behold, hoomans of Planet Internet, you are about to experience the Twitter magic that is “Thoughts of Dog.” Thoughts of Dog are authentic dog thoughts that are too pawfect for words… even though they are words. You know, because they’re 100% legitimate dog thoughts written by dogs and tweeted on the Twitters. To even imply that these tweets were written and tweeted by hoomans pretending to be dogs is rather insulting. Don’t turn your head like a confused dog. Sit. Stay. Good hooman.