Recent studies have shown the 90% of marriage basically consists of yelling “what” to each other from other rooms. It’s also been said that marriage is nothing more than the legal right to annoy that one special person for the rest of your collective lives. Whatever your words of wisdom you subscribe to when it comes to the sacred institution of marriage, you can’t deny that these hilarious Tweets are about to become solid additions to your verbal repertoire. Read them, share them with that special someone in your life, and for the love of god, please pick up your towels off the bathroom floor.

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